The Chainsaw Buffet
You got your invitation
a family dinner, and tonite you will meet
No need for hesitation, sugar
We’re gonna love you and it’s all we can eat
The steaks ala carte mama makes from the heart
And my pa’s such a gourmet for gore
Jammed eyes, bleeding herbs
Banquet dining is worth dying for
At the chainsaw – chainsaw buffet
The secret ingredient screams
You’re my main course
at the chainsaw buffet
Feed on man-eaters’ cuisine
At the chainsaw – chainsaw buffet!
Mother said that you were a sweet chic
Called up your folks, and they’ll join us for brunch
Nice day for a picnic
They’ll be delighted, only they are the lunch
The steaks ala carte mama makes from the heart
And my pa’s such a gourmet for gore
Jammed eyes, bleeding herbs
Banquet dining is worth dying for
At the chainsaw – chainsaw buffet
The secret ingredient screams
You’re my main course
at the chainsaw buffet
Feed on man-eaters’ cuisine
(Boiling your blood ’till it steams)
At the chainsaw – chainsaw buffet