Hate At First Sight

It’s lovely to see you,
Fall off the stairs,
Breaking your skull in two

There’s nothing you won’t do
IV with air,
Pull the plug and say I do

Beware in the bed
I might cut off your head,
You choke me blue with the pillow tie,
This love was never alive

It was hate at first sight for us, darling
The Lady and the Tramp rabid and snarling,
Armed with love and sledgehammers we are mauling
It’s a match made in hell, cupid’s squalling

Your scent’s fascinating
For maggots and worms,
Eating your flesh away

You say my eyes are engaging
To watch when I burn,
Going pop in the flames

Beware in the bed
I might cut off your head,
You choke me blue with the pillow tie,
This love was never alive,

It was hate at first sight for us, darling
The lady and the tramp rabid and snarling,
Awkward lovers and charmers worth mauling
It’s a match made in hell, cupid’s squalling
squalling